Kairova

Kairova FitPro

EMS Ab Stimulator, 20,000 reps in 20 minutes
All funnel pages, ranked by what they did on Meta. 16 advertorials + 2 PDP-2 duplicates, 2 listicles, 1 PDP candidate.
Source: account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, 154 adsets, $17,038 spent, mapped by adset name. Full table in the vault at funnels/products/kairova-lp-performance.md.
Advertorials 15 live on kairova.pages.dev

Extreme winners absorbed real spend and held ROAS

Respect, taken less seriously in a room
/advertorials/adv-respect · 3.47 ROAS · $2,404 · 321 purchases
Winner→
Desk worker, 15-min muscle activation
/fitpro-desk-worker · 3.47 ROAS · $2,390 · 315 purchases
Winner→
Pushed around, who controls a room and who gets steamrolled
/advertorials/adv-pushed · 3.19 ROAS · $1,821 · 221 purchases
Scaling now→
Reunion, who gets respect at family functions
/advertorials/adv-reunion · 3.29 ROAS · $1,321 · 170 purchases
Winner→

Solid performers, low spend good ROAS on small budgets, has not proven it holds at scale

Retargeting-grade rather than a scaling opportunity. A high number on a small budget is usually the audience, not the page.
Flat just once, never seen your stomach flat
/advertorials/adv-flat · 4.19 ROAS · $965 · 157 purchases
Solid→
Skinny-fat, belly pokes out even when slim
/advertorials/adv-skinny-fat · 3.88 ROAS · $773 · 117 purchases
Solid→
Looking older, a decade older than you are
/advertorials/adv-younger · 3.52 ROAS · $268 · 36 purchases
Solid→
Be wanted, women lose interest in seconds
/advertorials/adv-wanted · 3.15 ROAS · $413 · 46 purchases · highest AOV
Solid→
Real man, why some men read as soft at a glance
/advertorials/adv-realman · 3.18 ROAS · $51 · 6 purchases
Solid→

Dead flops took spend, never got there

Uncle, treated like an uncle years before your age
/advertorials/adv-uncle · 2.90 ROAS · $194
Dead→
Invisible, the room notices everyone but you
/advertorials/adv-invisible · 2.78 ROAS · $360 · lowest of any page with real spend
Dead→
Marriage, your wife stopped wanting you
/advertorials/adv-marriage · 2.88 ROAS · $67
Dead→
Admired, the man the group quietly looks up to
/advertorials/adv-admired · 2.38 ROAS · $113 · single adset
Dead→

Never ran built, zero spend, never actually tested

Dad bod, the belly your father had
/fitpro-dad-bod · adset exists at $0 lifetime spend
Never ran→
Belly fat, top nutritionist warning
/adv-belly-fat · no adset, ad or campaign on the account, lifetime
Never ran→

Built, not deployed one command from live

Tried everything, the muscle that quietly switched off
/advertorials/adv-tried-everything · built 6 Aug with Aijaz, copy locked
Parked

PDP 2 split test identical pages, only the CTA differs

Duplicates of two winners pointing at the new PDP instead of the live one. Originals untouched, so the only variable is the PDP.
Pushed around → new PDP
/advertorials/adv-pushed-pdp2 · 4 CTAs to /pdp-new
Test→
Reunion → new PDP
/advertorials/adv-reunion-pdp2 · 4 CTAs to /pdp-new
Test→
Listicles new format, 6-item editorial

Live tests just shipped, no spend data yet

Looked past, women who skipped you look twice
/listicles/looked-past · desire 1, shame · shipped 6 Aug
New→
Respect men get without being anything special
/listicles/respect-anything-special · desire 2, respect · shipped 6 Aug
New→

Copy locked, not built headlines approved, bodies in progress

Stop losing to men you are better than
desire 2, respect · headline locked
Queued
Make the room pick you over him
desire 2, respect · headline locked
Queued
PDP A/B candidate, not on the store

Live test Cloudflare only, live PDP untouched

New PDP, mobile-first rebuild
/pdp-new · outcome-led, 7-image gallery, respect-weighted copy
Test→
Current live PDP on kairova.in
template ems-abs-stimulator · all ads point here
Live→
Internal funnel directory. Product: kairova.in, ₹4,998 → ₹2,499, COD, 30-day money-back.
Ratings source: Meta account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, mapped by adset name. Re-generated on each new launch.