Kairova

Kairova FitPro

EMS Ab Stimulator, 20,000 reps in 20 minutes
All funnel pages, ranked by what they did on Meta. 16 pages, 15 deployed.
Source: account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, 154 adsets, $17,038 spent, mapped by adset name. Full table in the vault at funnels/products/kairova-lp-performance.md.
Advertorials 15 live on kairova.pages.dev

Extreme winners absorbed real spend and held ROAS

Respect, taken less seriously in a room
/advertorials/adv-respect · 3.47 ROAS · $2,404 · 321 purchases
Winner→
Desk worker, 15-min muscle activation
/fitpro-desk-worker · 3.47 ROAS · $2,390 · 315 purchases
Winner→
Pushed around, who controls a room and who gets steamrolled
/advertorials/adv-pushed · 3.19 ROAS · $1,821 · 221 purchases
Scaling now→
Reunion, who gets respect at family functions
/advertorials/adv-reunion · 3.29 ROAS · $1,321 · 170 purchases
Winner→

Solid performers, low spend good ROAS on small budgets, has not proven it holds at scale

Retargeting-grade rather than a scaling opportunity. A high number on a small budget is usually the audience, not the page.
Flat just once, never seen your stomach flat
/advertorials/adv-flat · 4.19 ROAS · $965 · 157 purchases
Solid→
Skinny-fat, belly pokes out even when slim
/advertorials/adv-skinny-fat · 3.88 ROAS · $773 · 117 purchases
Solid→
Looking older, a decade older than you are
/advertorials/adv-younger · 3.52 ROAS · $268 · 36 purchases
Solid→
Be wanted, women lose interest in seconds
/advertorials/adv-wanted · 3.15 ROAS · $413 · 46 purchases · highest AOV
Solid→
Real man, why some men read as soft at a glance
/advertorials/adv-realman · 3.18 ROAS · $51 · 6 purchases
Solid→

Dead flops took spend, never got there

Uncle, treated like an uncle years before your age
/advertorials/adv-uncle · 2.90 ROAS · $194
Dead→
Invisible, the room notices everyone but you
/advertorials/adv-invisible · 2.78 ROAS · $360 · lowest of any page with real spend
Dead→
Marriage, your wife stopped wanting you
/advertorials/adv-marriage · 2.88 ROAS · $67
Dead→
Admired, the man the group quietly looks up to
/advertorials/adv-admired · 2.38 ROAS · $113 · single adset
Dead→

Never ran built, zero spend, never actually tested

Dad bod, the belly your father had
/fitpro-dad-bod · adset exists at $0 lifetime spend
Never ran→
Belly fat, top nutritionist warning
/adv-belly-fat · no adset, ad or campaign on the account, lifetime
Never ran→

Built, not deployed one command from live

Tried everything, the muscle that quietly switched off
/advertorials/adv-tried-everything · built 6 Aug with Aijaz, copy locked
Parked
Internal funnel directory. Product: kairova.in, ₹4,998 → ₹2,499, COD, 30-day money-back.
Ratings source: Meta account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, mapped by adset name. Re-generated on each new launch.