Kairova

Kairova FitPro

EMS Ab Stimulator, 20,000 reps in 20 minutes
16 advertorials + 2 PDP-2 duplicates · 4 new listicles · 1 PDP candidate · 15 pages live on kairova.in that were never indexed.
Ratings: Meta account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, 154 adsets, $17,038. Full table in the vault at funnels/products/kairova-lp-performance.md
Advertorials 15 live on kairova.pages.dev

Extreme winners absorbed real spend and held ROAS

Respect, taken less seriously in a room
/advertorials/adv-respect · 3.47 ROAS · $2,404 · 321 purchases
Winner
Desk worker, 15-min muscle activation
/fitpro-desk-worker · 3.47 ROAS · $2,390 · 315 purchases
Winner
Pushed around, who controls a room and who gets steamrolled
/advertorials/adv-pushed · 3.19 ROAS · $1,821 · 221 purchases
Scaling now
Reunion, who gets respect at family functions
/advertorials/adv-reunion · 3.29 ROAS · $1,321 · 170 purchases
Winner

Solid performers, low spend good ROAS on small budgets, has not proven it holds at scale

Retargeting-grade rather than a scaling opportunity. A high number on a small budget is usually the audience, not the page.
Flat just once, never seen your stomach flat
/advertorials/adv-flat · 4.19 ROAS · $965 · 157 purchases
Solid
Skinny-fat, belly pokes out even when slim
/advertorials/adv-skinny-fat · 3.88 ROAS · $773 · 117 purchases
Solid
Looking older, a decade older than you are
/advertorials/adv-younger · 3.52 ROAS · $268 · 36 purchases
Solid
Be wanted, women lose interest in seconds
/advertorials/adv-wanted · 3.15 ROAS · $413 · 46 purchases · highest AOV
Solid
Real man, why some men read as soft at a glance
/advertorials/adv-realman · 3.18 ROAS · $51 · 6 purchases
Solid

Dead flops took spend, never got there

Uncle, treated like an uncle years before your age
/advertorials/adv-uncle · 2.90 ROAS · $194
Dead
Invisible, the room notices everyone but you
/advertorials/adv-invisible · 2.78 ROAS · $360 · lowest of any page with real spend
Dead
Marriage, your wife stopped wanting you
/advertorials/adv-marriage · 2.88 ROAS · $67
Dead
Admired, the man the group quietly looks up to
/advertorials/adv-admired · 2.38 ROAS · $113 · single adset
Dead

Never ran built, zero spend, never actually tested

Dad bod, the belly your father had
/fitpro-dad-bod · adset exists at $0 lifetime spend
Never ran
Belly fat, top nutritionist warning
/adv-belly-fat · no adset, ad or campaign on the account, lifetime
Never ran

Built, not deployed one command from live

Tried everything, the muscle that quietly switched off
/advertorials/adv-tried-everything · built 6 Aug with Aijaz, copy locked
Parked
Live on kairova.in Shopify pages, built in a page builder, never in this index until 6 Aug

FitPro PSLs product-forward, all point at the OLD PDP

20,000 Ab Reps. 20 Minutes. While You Do Literally Anything Else.
/pages/psl
Live
20 Minutes a Day. That's All Your Abs Have Been Asking For.
/pages/psl-2
Live
No Time for the Gym? The military recovery tech angle
/pages/psl-3
Live

FitPro advertorials and listicles Shopify-hosted, all point at the OLD PDP

New Fitness Study: 70% of Indian Men Over 30 Train Their Abs Wrong
/pages/new-fitness-study-reveals-70 · 45 orders, 71% prepaid
Live
9 Signs You're Wasting Time on Fitness
/pages/9-signs-youre-wasting-time · 45 orders, 53% prepaid
Live
9 Reasons You Still Don't Have Abs Even After Trying Everything
/pages/9-reasons-you-still-dont-have-abs
Live
Top Nutritionist Warns: 7 of 10 Men Ignore the REAL Cause of Belly Fat
/pages/top-nutritionist-warns
Live
7 Reasons This EMS Ab Stimulator Is the #1 Fitness Hack
/pages/7-reasons-why-this-ems-ab-stimulator
Live
10 Reasons This EMS Ab Stimulator Is the #1 Fitness Hack
/pages/kairova-fitpro-ems-abs-stimulator
Live
Desk workers, 15 min muscle activation (Shopify copy of the winner)
/pages/adv2-avatar-deskworkers
Live

ShapePro pages ☠ dead product (the Vyonik booty trainer), kept for reference only

Different product, women. No product links in the HTML, which is abandonment rather than a bug. No traffic, no action. Note the listicle format ran here before FitPro, and listicle-3 never existed.
Listicle 1, EMS shape trainer confidence hack
/pages/listicle-1 · no product link
Dead
Listicle 2, Bollywood and fitness icons' secrets
/pages/listicle-2 · no product link
Dead
Listicle 4, women switching to the 15-minute EMS trainer
/pages/listicle-4 · no product link · listicle-3 does not exist
Dead
7 Reasons, Indian women's #1 at-home body shaping hack
/pages/7-reasons-ems-trainer-women · no product link
Dead
7 Reasons, women with no time to work out
/pages/7-reasons-women-no-time · no product link
Dead
Listicles new format, 6-item editorial

Live tests just shipped, no spend data yet

Looked past, women who skipped you look twice
/listicles/looked-past · desire 1, shame · shipped 6 Aug
New
Respect men get without being anything special
/listicles/respect-anything-special · desire 2, respect · shipped 6 Aug
New
Losing to men you are better than
/listicles/losing-to-men · desire 2, rival · headline A
New
Make the room pick you over him
/listicles/room-picks-you · same body, headline B
New

Copy locked, not built headlines approved, bodies in progress

Queued
Queued
PDP A/B candidate, not on the store

Live test Cloudflare only, live PDP untouched

New PDP, mobile-first rebuild
/pdp-new · outcome-led, 7-image gallery, respect-weighted copy
Test
Current live PDP on kairova.in
template ems-abs-stimulator · all ads point here
Live
Internal funnel directory. Product: kairova.in, ₹4,998 → ₹2,499, COD, 30-day money-back.
Ratings source: Meta account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, mapped by adset name. Re-generated on each new launch.