Kairova
Kairova FitPro
EMS Ab Stimulator, 20,000 reps in 20 minutes
16 advertorials + 2 PDP-2 duplicates · 4 new listicles · 1 PDP candidate · 15 pages live on kairova.in that were never indexed.
Ratings: Meta account 0697, 1 May to 6 Aug 2026, 154 adsets, $17,038. Full table in the vault at funnels/products/kairova-lp-performance.md
Advertorials 15 live on kairova.pages.dev
Extreme winners absorbed real spend and held ROAS
Solid performers, low spend good ROAS on small budgets, has not proven it holds at scale
Retargeting-grade rather than a scaling opportunity. A high number on a small budget is usually the audience, not the page.
Dead flops took spend, never got there
Never ran built, zero spend, never actually tested
Built, not deployed one command from live
Tried everything, the muscle that quietly switched off
/advertorials/adv-tried-everything · built 6 Aug with Aijaz, copy locked
Parked
Live on kairova.in Shopify pages, built in a page builder, never in this index until 6 Aug
FitPro PSLs product-forward, all point at the OLD PDP
FitPro advertorials and listicles Shopify-hosted, all point at the OLD PDP
ShapePro pages ☠ dead product (the Vyonik booty trainer), kept for reference only
Different product, women. No product links in the HTML, which is abandonment rather than a bug. No traffic, no action. Note the listicle format ran here before FitPro, and listicle-3 never existed.
Listicles new format, 6-item editorial
Live tests just shipped, no spend data yet
Copy locked, not built headlines approved, bodies in progress
The Skeptic, veteran physiotherapist
why every ab gadget you've tried failed, and the one type that actually works
Queued
Everywhere but the belly
why men lose weight everywhere except the lower belly, the muscle cardio never wakes up
Queued
PDP A/B candidate, not on the store
Live test Cloudflare only, live PDP untouched