Kairova

Kairova FitPro

EMS Ab Stimulator, 20,000 reps in 20 minutes
All funnel pages, grouped by how they performed on Meta. 16 pages, 15 deployed. Ratings from the Batch 1 to 3 read, 13 Jul 2026. Updated 6 Aug 2026.
Advertorials 15 live on kairova.pages.dev

Extreme winners scaled and held ROAS

Flat just once, never seen your stomach flat
/advertorials/adv-flat · 4.44 ROAS, 93 purchases
Winner→
Skinny-fat, belly pokes out even when slim
/advertorials/adv-skinny-fat · 4.23 ROAS, 70 purchases
Winner→
Respect, taken less seriously in a room
/advertorials/adv-respect · 3.68 ROAS, 130 purchases, volume king
Winner→

Solid performers profitable, under-scaled or learning-limited

Desk worker, 15-min muscle activation
/fitpro-desk-worker · 3.65 scaled, 4.88 at low spend
Solid→
Looking older, a decade older than you are
/advertorials/adv-younger · 3.04 scaled, 4.59 at low spend
Solid→
Be wanted, women lose interest in seconds
/advertorials/adv-wanted · 3.02 ROAS, highest AOV of all at $30.26
Solid→

Unrated deployed, no spend data on file

The six Respect-family pages from 13 Jul and the original belly-fat lander. Nothing here has been read against spend yet, so no status is assigned rather than a guessed one.
Invisible, the room notices everyone but you
/advertorials/adv-invisible
Unrated→
Admired, the man the group quietly looks up to
/advertorials/adv-admired
Unrated→
Reunion, who gets respect at family functions
/advertorials/adv-reunion
Unrated→
Real man, why some men read as soft at a glance
/advertorials/adv-realman
Unrated→
Pushed around, who controls a room and who gets steamrolled
/advertorials/adv-pushed
Unrated→
Uncle, treated like an uncle years before your age
/advertorials/adv-uncle
Unrated→
Belly fat, top nutritionist warning
/adv-belly-fat
Unrated→

Dead flops never scaled

Marriage, your wife stopped wanting you
/advertorials/adv-marriage · weakest of the set, 3.50 at $32 spend
Dead→
Dad bod, the belly your father had
/fitpro-dad-bod · health-scare door, lost
Dead→

Built, not deployed one command from live

Tried everything, the muscle that quietly switched off
/advertorials/adv-tried-everything · built 6 Aug with Aijaz, copy locked
Parked
Internal funnel directory. Product: kairova.in, ₹4,998 → ₹2,499, COD, 30-day money-back.
Ratings source: Meta ad-set read across Batches 1 to 3, 13 Jul 2026. Re-generated on each new launch.